FB Status – English, Attitude, Life, Love, Friends, College, Funny, Smile

Fb Status College Life :

in life we never lose friends, we only learn who the true ones are.

ultimate truth of college life…. if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl… and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl….!

the act of texting, eating and watching tv with an open textbook nearby.

Fb Status about Love and Life :

keep love in heart. a life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

i’ve fallen in love many times… always with you.

love is life. and if you miss love, you miss life.

if you love something, let it go,if it comes back to it’s your, if it doesn’t, it never was.

Best Funny Fb Status :

what ‘s long, hard, and has cum in it? cucumber. but i like the way you think.

do not argue with an idiot.he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

yes, madam, i am drunk. but in the morning, i will be sober and you will still be ugly.

it’s funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can’t tell when someone likes you .

Fb Status about Smile :

keep smiling: because life is a beautiful thing and there is so much to smile¬† about….

my smile isn’t going to turn into a frown because whatever you say won’t bring me down.

when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile

your  smile is your logo, your personality is your business card, how you leave other feeling after having an experience with you becomes your trademark.

let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile.