Funny Goodnight Quotes – Friends, Facebook, him, her, Whatsapp

Checkout these Funny Goodnight Quotes for Friends, boyfriend and girlfriend. Also find some funny good night text messages for Facebook and Whatsapp.

i hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy, but as soon as you go to bed,your body is like “just kidding”

dear sleep, i know we had our problems when i was younger.. but i love you now!

touch your heart, close your eyes, make a wish, say goodnight. sky so wide, stars so bright off the lights,sleep so tight.

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trust me, when i woke up today,i had no plans to be awesome.

may the grace of the lord be upon me and all my loved ones this night. amen.

well i’m heading off. good night all where it is night, and morning to all those where it’s morning.

if you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.good night!

Funny Goodnight Quotes For Friends :

i pray the lord to keep you and your family, safe through the night.

i pray the love of god surrounds you and keeps you safe in jesus name.

don’t lose hope.you never know what tomorrow will bring. good night. sweet dreams.

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friendship is all about three things. wining, losing and sharing, winning your friend’s heart, losing your ego, and sharing joys and sorrows.

yes madam, i am drunk. but in the morning i will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Funny Goodnight Quotes For FaceBook :

if something personal cannot be fixed by duct tape or with a good night sleep, it’s not worth fixing.

wishing a lovely night to a lovely person. may you sleep and  fall from your bed tonight. because, you forget to wish me .

i’m off to club bed featuring dj pillow and mc blanket! it’s time to show my sheets some ass and give my pillow some head!!

i wish i had a really cool quote on here like the ones you post several times a day on facebook.

the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never  tried to contact us.

Funny Goodnight Quotes For Her :

the night is far too long,for you to be away. i am desperately waiting,for it to turn into day.

when i’m with you i’m happy, when we hug its like i don’t ever want to let go, when you make me smile it brings the sunshine out in me, when i see you and our eyes meet, its like something i’ve never felt before.

sun is upset and moon is happy, because sun is missing you, and moon is gonna be with you, for rest of the night,have a wonderful night.

what does crack and you have in common? they keep a person up all night long waiting to get their next fix.